lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

(via narwhallovesyou)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via starlightdispenser)

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

(via hitchikersguidetofandoms)

(Source: dithe-r, via so--many--cats)

(Source: thorlokid, via tessaxasset)

meetingyourmaker:

Morning Light

Art Request by jakathine (FemSherlock reading)

Sherlock has beautiful hair but she keeps sticking things into them :)

(via bennyslegs)

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via superwholockfandomsgalore)

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(via i-am-sher-lokid-in-the-tardis)

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via gryffindor-inthetardis)

bilinsked:

Those spanish probably won’t even eat, just cut her throat and drink her blood or something else superstitious.

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than all the other chickens to            a b s o r b   i t s   p o w e r. And to make a nice Kiev.

tv shows: orange is the new black

(via justanoutline)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via unofficialdragon)

mistressmaryd:

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

image

(via fuckihavetoomanyfandoms)